EiD Mubarak

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TO U & UR WHOLE FAMILY:)

Spelling mistake

A huge crowd in front of a library because of a simple little spelling mistake.
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Boobs are available on rent :-)

what's more important?

JOHN KEATS Said:Everyone in your lifeis going to hurt you,sooner or later.But You have to decide,
what's more important?

The Pain
Or
The Person..!

REALITY OF LIFE

REALITY OF LIFE :Duniya men jitne b naik MARD hen wo AURAT ki waja se hen!

Kuch Biwi k khof main.

Kuch Huoron k shoq main..:-)

Dil K Darwaze Ki Tasveer

Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwaze Ki Tasveer Banane Ko Kaha Gaya.
Us Ne Bahut Haseen Ghar Banaya,
Aur Us Mei Chhota Sa Khubsurat Darwaza Lagaya,
Lekin,Us Ka Handle nahi tha.Kisi ne poocha k,
handle Q nahi LagayaTo Us Artist ne Bri khobsurat bat kah
k
Dil k drwazay Andar se khultay hain,
bahr se nhi

I'm happy,

I'm happy,
u know why?

Coz I'm lucky,
u know why?

Coz GOD loves me,
u know how?

He sent a good friend to me,
u know who?


It's YOU.

Funny Choose sms

Choose a hand

left...
right...

then i will tell u k ap. .


mere kon sy hath sy chamaat khaenge :p ;->

Meri har yaad main "TUM" ho

Meri har yaad main "TUM"ho,
Meri har soch main "TUM"ho,
Meri har dua main "TUM"ho,
Meri har aas main "TUM"ho,

Aur

1 "TUM" ho


Pata nahi kahan "GUM"ho

Pathan or Toota

1 pathan apny kandhy per African tota (Parrot) bithaye ja rha tha.

Aik admi ny pucha: Yeh kon sa janwar hai?

Tota foran bola: Pathan hai saala.

Eid Mubarak

May
this
Eid
brings
u
all
the
happiness
that
u
ever
wished.
Eid Mubarak

How to Make Ur Wife Happy??

How to Make Ur Wife Happy??

-Its not difficult
She needs her husband only to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a carpenter
7. a plumber
8. a mechanic
9. a decorator
10. a stylist
11. a driver
13. a psychologist
14. a pest exterminator
15. a psychiatrist
16. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. All time romantic
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls...

-Easy hai Na ??! =D =P